Wait, where is that datacenter going?
AI is just over here "optimizing" while we clap
5.1 and the em dashes continue
Apple is weirdly acting less apple-y
We built an AI robot too. . .but don't look behind the curtain
Gemini, Comet, Atlas . . .we see a space theme here.
It would be easier to say who didn't have an announcement.
The "Real" Thing
Nvidia says, "Here's $100B, now secretly give it back."
Nvidia reaches back and grabs Intel's hand
Open AI is ringing Microsoft's door while Anthropic sneaks out the back window
